byjove:

stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

homunculus-argument:

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets.
caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh.
me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn’t need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don’t get graphite on your hands. And that’s what we draw with.
caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides?
me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind’s eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let’s draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows.
caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match?
me: Exactly.
caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

flagellant:

flagellant:

I’m in my sisyphus era but I’m pretty sure I’m almost out of it

aw hell

titsay:

deepseasmetro:

deepseasmetro:

my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

fernthefanciful:

sexhaver:

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

linkcharacter:

Thank you, Swansea.

i-am-a-fish:

darkmoonravewolf:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

I’m logged in

but why

To see my cat

you’re right, I remember now

zzoupz:

my first actual contribution. hello mouthwashers

seraphzrequiem:

Another sketch that i will never finish. This game is just perpetually on my mind now, for better or for worse 😭

spidefox:

Nice cake

mindnumb-opus:

The crew…

mimmixerenard:

Idk if someone has done it already, but

What if he is found after many long years, frozen in his cryo-pod? What if he gets as patched up as possible considering the terrible state he was left in? What if he’s given mechanical prosthetics because future and sci-fi and stuff? One can dream….

esoanem:

trashrabbits:

bewbin:

bewbin:

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

why do i even try 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

petrova-frequency:

I think in the same way there’s a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it’s 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there’s a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that’s like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it’s also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there’s at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me